You suck at eMail (Part 1)

Consider the Basics

Most bad emails aren’t offensive — they’re forgettable.

They’re too long, too vague, too apologetic, and too much work for the reader. And the person reading your email is almost certainly:

  • Extremely busy

  • Reading on their phone

  • Skimming, not studying

  • Deciding in seconds whether to respond

If your email doesn’t make things easy, it dies quietly.

The Problem With the “Typical” Email

Here’s what weak emails usually do wrong:

  • Vague subject line

  • Long paragraphs that say nothing

  • No clear role or goal

  • No specific ask

  • “I’m passionate, I’ll do anything” energy

  • Puts work back on the reader (“if needed,” “possibly meet”)

  • No urgency or direction

Busy people don’t have time to decode what you want.

Email Basics That Actually Matter

1. Use a Professional Email Address

Ditch your .edu email as soon as you can. Use Gmail or a domain email if you have a site.

Think professional. Include your name. Spend real time choosing it.

  • ✅ reganrogers@gmail.com

  • ❌ xxSpookyDudexx@

If your email makes someone hesitate for even half a second, you’ve already lost.

2. Fix Your Display Name

Make sure your name shows up correctly. No nicknames. No randomness. Make it easy to contact you.

3. Set Up a Proper Signature

Every email should quietly answer the question: “How do I reach you?”

Include:

  • Name

  • Title

  • Phone number

  • Website or LinkedIn

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